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insanelygaming:

"We go forward."

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potandvodka:

tastefullyoffensive:

Illustrated Dad Jokes by @swatercolour

Previously: Funny and Cute Illustrations by Jaco Haasbroek

"you know how many people in that cemetery are dead?" 

"all of them"

Rebloging for that added comment. My dad has definitely used that one on me.













headbitchmitch:

"I got this tattoo a couple days before my wedding. My boyfriend, at the time, wrote me a hand-written note on our anniversary that said ‘You have my heart.’. The first time he ever saw this tattoo was when I met him at the alter. The look on his face will never leave my mind."

headbitchmitch:

"I got this tattoo a couple days before my wedding. My boyfriend, at the time, wrote me a hand-written note on our anniversary that said ‘You have my heart.’. The first time he ever saw this tattoo was when I met him at the alter. The look on his face will never leave my mind."




it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.



death-by-lulz:

Pierrot le Fou (1965), dir. Jean-Luc Godard



jmazzello:

#WHEN HE TELLS THE KID THE MASK WILL MAKE HIM STRONG IT’S LIKE ADULT ANDREW SAYING IT TO CHILD ANDREW #HIS DREAM CAME TRUE OH GOD OH GOD




hi, i'm jessi.
twenty-one, CA. BU '15. love for disney, HP, HIMYM, writing, the beatles, piano, summer dresses, maroon, peach green tea with pearls or lychee, jamba juice, chili cheese fries, long drives, polaroids, youtube singers, and much, much more.

"strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value." -albert einstein